Took a $30k RBF advance against RankForge's MRR instead of raising. 6% rev share until 1.25x. Dilution is for people who hate themselves. Full breakdown in thread 🧵
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AI voice agents that handle appointment booking for dental and physio clinics. 38 clinics live, $137 average ARPU, HIPAA-aware architecture. Under offer — backup offers accepted.
AI SEO content engine that drafts, optimizes and internally links programmatic articles. 540 customers, churn 3.1%, runs on a 2-person ops budget. Owner moving to a new venture.
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BROWSE500 battle-tested GPT-4 prompts for e-commerce: product descriptions, ad angles, email flows, UGC scripts. Used by 1,200+ stores.
Telegram bot framework with 9 live revenue-generating bots (horoscopes, summaries, alerts). Includes hosting setup and payment rails.
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FULL TAPEDecision made: I'm selling SupportPilot. $8.4k MRR, 312 stores, 71% auto-resolution. Listed it on the AiMeta deal room — DMs open for serious buyers only 🚀
Hot take: 80% of 'AI businesses' for sale are GPT wrappers with churn bombs ticking inside. Demand Stripe-verified MRR + cohort charts or walk away.
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